Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Max Colon #friendship #memorial



A young friend of mine died suddenly Sunday.
I worked along side of him. 
He stuck up for me once, rather fiercely, I might add.
He laughed at my jokes. He read my sermons.
He knew things. He knew how to have fun. He knew how to work hard. He knew how to love. 
When we parted (I retired) I missed him. I will miss him even more now.
His name? Max Colon. HE WILL NOT BE FOR GOTTEN.

Learning Patience through #googlestatistics- #blogspot #blogger


I was discouraged with my blogging progress for a day. I was keeping an eye on daily statistics, which seemed dismally low. Then I took a moment to  review the monthly and all time stats. (this info is provided free to all google bloggers on blogspot.com)
Each of the 3 blogs I now post are having all time high views for the month.
My flagship blog, The Shepherd's Heart Journal, is having an all time high view this month, even though I'm NOT publicizing this blog. The average daily views are 200 and all of those views are from people who seek out the blog.
I also viewed my eStore income, misnamed because it hasn't actually come in yet, but will come in in segments. $180 will be coming in. I was shocked and pleased.
Daily progress always frustrates. Long term progress always surprises.

A Beautiful Adventure #beautifulpics #rmdo


Being married to Mary is an adventure of beauty.


Sunday, June 24, 2012

GOOD ONE! #humor #rmdo #cutepics


One of my grandchildren burped in front of my 20 month old grandson Liam: His response? GOOD ONE!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

#Microsoft #Surface, #Google #Chromebook Gets It, #Apple Misses



In unveiling their new non tablet tablet "Surface" Microsoft aimed at the heart of a market Apple turns their nose up at, the thrifty businessman.
If you want a keyboard in an Apple you have to be a publisher or an educator, and you also have to be well funded. There is no qwerty keyboard in an iPhone or in their tablets other than on their touchscreens.
The Google gang also understands this. Plenty of opportunities to buy qwerty keyboards for the business man or woman not backed by a corporation and on a limited budget in the Google crowd. Microsoft has always included the keyboard, a business necessity.
For the budget minded, Apple only seems to want to make expensive toys.

Situation Is Very Fluid #humor #romance #rmdo


I recently texted my family: We're packing to leave tonight for Indiana. There's a possibility we'll go back Sunday night. Or Monday. Or July 2. Or later. No earlier than Sunday night.
I did not text them the following. Because I live with Mary, the situation is very fluid. Like an adventure. I love it.

My son in law, a #gift from #God #inspiration #rmdo

I sent my son in law a birthday card not so long ago. Thought y'all enjoy it.

Happy birthday, son in law!

Tim, when Beck first asked me to bless you as a potential son in law, God allowed me to see into your heart. I saw two things. 
1. You really did love Jesus, although you didn't know much about him. 
2. I saw you would make a good husband, father, and provider, because I saw that you would lay down your life for Becky and your future family.
Time has not proved me wrong. I am incredibly proud of you. Thanks for picking our family and Becky for your future.
Dad (in law)

What did I get him for his birthday? an Amazon Gift Card, sent by email, with the above note attached!

Clyde Never Suspected #humor #funnypic #rmdc


Clyde never suspected THE LOCAL PIGEONS WOULD HAVE TASERS!!


Monday, June 18, 2012

Why shake and not stir? #vodka #jamesbond #piercebrosnan



Mary asked a question, and I've learned that whatever Mary is curious about is what you're curious about. What is the purpose of shaking a drink rather than stirring it, as James Bond so specifically instructs: shaken, not stirred.
According to Wikipedia, shaking chills the drink much more than stirring. Now we know that James Bond is a student of physics.
The picture I deliberately chose for James Bond was that of Pierce Brosnan, who also starred in the Remington Steele TV Series. I am convinced he was the best Bond ever, and I was convinced he'd be a great Bond when I first started watching Remington Steele. So did the James Bond franchise, who asked Pierce to star in Bond films early into his contract with Remington Steele, but the producers of the TV series would not release him from the contract.
I like the current actor Daniel Craig, and I've enjoyed each of the Bond stars, but Pierce brought the best blend of action, drama, and humor. NOBODY STRAIGHTENED HIS TIE LIKE THE PIERCE BROSNAN JAMES BOND!

And the beat goes on..#funnyvid #cadbury #humor #rmdc





The Bright Side #humor #rmdc #mondays

Look at the bright side.. at least MONDAYS only happens one day a week.

My Family #genetics #humor #funnypics #rmdo


My family posing for a family photo. See any genetic resemblance?

Sunday, June 17, 2012

His SHINING SON! #rmdo #wisdom

Thanksgiving opens darkened heart's eyes to Father's Light. Praise opens the door to His SHINING SON!

You are LIGHT! #wisdom #rmdo

Satan's darkness hides God's precious gifts.. & the safe path to Him.. Jesus, You are LIGHT!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

A Faithful Friend- Rick VanWechel #rmdo #inspiration

No man has had a more faithful friend.. my friend Rick VanWechel

#SocialMedia Leader #humor #funnypic #rmdo #rmdc


For a social media leader, I have strong anti-social tendencies.

Shirtless #humor #cutekids #rmdo



Bare fisted, shirtless, cup cake consuming grand son Liam.

#Praise! #Thanksgiving! ALL!! #rmdo


No praise without thanksgiving.. no thanksgiving without praise.. Praise God for ALL HE IS! Thank God for ALL HE DOES!

PEOPLE LIKE YOU!





People like you are why people like me TAKE MEDS!!

Zach and Friends Enjoying Birthday Cupcakes


Not so long ago my grandson Zach had a birthday that was celebrated with cupcakes. Would anyone like to guess what color the frosting was?




Our Custard Time Adventure


Mary and I went to Livonia to the AMC Theater 20 to watch Men In Black 3. On the return trip we stopped off in her home town of Northville at Custard Time on 7 Mile Road. Mary had a bowl of Chocolate/Vanilla Swirl Frozen Custard, while I had a cheesecake/brownie swirl. The plantings by the store were beautiful.



Tower's Collapse

WORD of PRAISE & thanksgiving.. summon GOD.. WHO lightens & fills.. dark empty hearts.. pride's towers collapse!

FIRE ALARM! For Rednecks

FIRE ALARM! For Rednecks


Friday, June 15, 2012

FIRE INSURANCE

FIRE INSURANCE is already paid for by The Crucifixion. Cling to Parachute Jesus. http://myamazingamazonestores.blogspot.com/2012/06/fire-insurance.html?spref=tw

Blog Views Up 250%: Thanks GooglePlus, GoogleSearch


Googleplus is winning  on my blog  url referrals, and winning big. Let me explain.
I formerly published 12 blogs, (I'm publishing 3 now) including my flagship blog The Shepherd's Heart Journal. I started posting from it in January 2010, and had 979 views. I posted my links often to Facebook and Twitter, and even repeated some postings, combining my links with my inspirational meditations and humorous observations. I was posting by the copy paste method. I posted so heavily Twitter and Facebook penalized me by either throttling my account or having me pass the weird writing test.
About half way through the year I began to observe the urls of the referring sites that was revealed to me through my membership in Google Analytics . I was noticing heavy referals by Google sites, though I was not an active member of Google Plus. Yay for Google Search !!
By the end of the year 2011 views had risen to over 5000 a month, with more than half of the referrals coming from non Facebook and Twitter referrals.
In 2012 I started posting on Google Plus off and on, and I also started using all 12 blogs. I switched to dynamic views soon after that, and noticed a dramatic rise in views. I also started to share my posts consistantly on Googleplus 
Recently I have only sporadically posted from my flagship blog, and views have dropped. What's interesting is that views still continued from the referrals, even though I was posting very lightly.
Now here are the facts that should make every blogger switch to Google Plus immediately. Out of 2,690 views that came to my flagship blog, 95% came from Google sites, 5% came from Facebook, and none came from Twitter, even though I posted evenly to Twitter, Facebook, and Google Plus to my other blogs.
My total blog views has gone from 6000 for all blogs in December to 15387 in April. I am seriously considering posting only Google Plus.
Recent observations show that Facebook and Twitter have gained in power since I originally wrote this post. But the power of Google Search is still unequaled.
In July, I still am not posting my flagship blog The Shepherd's Heart journal on social sites, but the views remain strong, with views as low as 125 but as high as 600 per day. Last month the amount of views was a new record for The Shepherd's Heart Journal. Each of the three blogs that I am authoring are experiencing record views. I attribute this to the power of Google Search and the rapidly strengthening Google Plus.

Blackberry, Derek Ross, Eeegads!

I commented on Derek Ross's timeline the other day:
Blackberry will never have me as a customer for 2 reasons. I don't need them anymore.. Gmail syncs my contacts & calendar. 2 Their design.. my thumbs are too big and their screen is too small.. Egads!.. that supergeek Derek Ross sucked me into another time consuming interesting conversation. I'm signing off so I can get some work done.

Your excuse is INVALID!!



Your Excuse is Invalid!




#rmdo Galaxy of Counselors #rmdc #wisdompoet


Help me to wage the war against evil with the galaxy of counselors in Your Word. #rmdo

Read the inspiring story of my friend and Brother in the Lord: The Pablo Montez Story!
Mary and me with Pablo Montez between us.


AAAAARGH!!



AAAAARGH! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! WHERE'S ME COFFEE, MATEYS?!


How To Understand Women



The Book of How to Understand Women: Volume I of a ten volume set.


There once was a biker who lived a godly life, well pleasing to the Lord, and the Lord decided to pay him a visit. "I've been pleased with you, and I've decided to grant you your hearts desire. Tell me what it is that you long for, and I will grant it.!"
"Well, Lord, you know how I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I don't want to fly or take a boat. I've always wanted to ride through the islands on my Harley. Could You build me a highway across the ocean so I could ride my baby to Honolulu?"
The Lord was quiet for a moment. "That would tie up a lot of resources, and many people would be involved. Is there anything else you have longed for that I could grant?"
The biker thought for just a second, then said, "Lord, You know I love my wife. She's precious to me, and I treat her like a queen, but sometimes I just don't understand her at all. Could You help me to understand women?"
Again the Lord was silent.
"Would you like that highway to be 2 lanes, or 4?!"


God actually can grant an understanding of women, although this understanding does not come easy. I tell a parable of this in The Angry Woman Parable .
By the way, all my Ad links are monetized, which means that if you click and buy, I get paid.


Blogging on Google instead of Facebook





I'm glad that I switched to Google from Facebook back in February 2011. There are several reasons. The first reason was I had a choice in the size of print. I had a friend say that they would love to read more of the Parables if the print was larger. Plus there were multiplied ways to improve the appearance of the blog.
After I switched, more reasons revealed themselves. The big reason for switching was Google search. It is the most powerful search engine ever, and it has greatly aided me in my research, but even more importantly, GREATLY aided others in finding me. Under search words Parable, revmadddog1948, and especially Hell, several hundred people have found my Blog.
The third reason for switching, and staying switched, was the fact that Google, (and because of Google, Amazon and a host of other businesses) was willing to sponsor my blog by monetizing my ads. This is more work, and it's not a get rich scheme. I have yet to earn a check from Google, because there is a $100 minimum before they'll send me a check. But the fund is growing. Amazon has sent me one check of around $25, and 2 more are on their way in the next couple of months.
Contrary to the urban myth, neither Facebook nor Twitter will never charge it's users, but they won't ever pay them either.
Another BIG reason for using Google Blogspot is the analytics. Again, Google is far ahead of Twitter and Facebook. I can see how many view which blog, the times they view, and the countries that view, 124 at this date (5/19/2012).
A powerful reason for me to continue with Google blogspot is Google translation. My blog is being translated into 24 languages at my last reckoning.
Recently, another powerful reason for blogging on Google is now Googleplus. The blog is very easy to share on Googleplus because of it's tight intergration, and I'm getting far more response from Googlers than Facebookers in my blog views, according to Google analysis, which is provided for free to all Google blogs.
To start your blog on Google go to http://www.blogger.com

After lying quietly for more than a week, Why Good People Go to Hell is stirring interest with at least one new country and several new languages. The problem comes in finding out the language, since the Google site is done entirely in that language, without telling me what language it is. Sri Lanka is the country. I can't figure out which language. There are two official languages, Tamil and Sinhala. Bashkir is another new language. Total languages - 34. Total countries - 124.
I'm noting a new group of Parable of fans is forming in Russia. I had 17 views of my blog in the US just now, and 7 in Russia. God is good!
Google search fact: I just typed in my math problem (400 miles divided by 6 miles per gallon times $4 per gallon) and Google search came up with the answer. I use it for a dictionary and thesaurus also.
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Why Hotmail SUCKS!



Google plus user Juan Pablo Aldana told another Google plus user Helka CarpeDiem the reason she was getting hacked all the time was she needed to change her password. Actually, Juan, the right thing for Helka to do is change emails and subscribe to gmail and only gmail.
Until recently, only gmail was encryptying by default the entire session. 
I haven't seen any evidence to the contrary. http://security.stackexchange.com/questions/6489/what-steps-do-gmail-yahoo-mail-and-hotmail-take-to-prevent-eavesdropping-on-e
I hope you'll be patient with my title selection but I really couldn't come up with a better word to describe Hotmail's performance.

#rmdc Mixing #coffee and #Redbull! #geekhumor



#rmdc

I mixed coffee and red bull together. NOW I'M SEEING NOISES! #rmdc 

THE WAY to face the threat of Islam





This is not the first time we have faced a mafia like organization, and it won't be the last.
Our three main choices, ignoring, fear, and anger. are the wrong ones. They will only strengthen the hand of those who oppose us.
Our only choice is to walk in the Wisdom of God 24/7.
Be as wise as serpents and as harmless as doves was wise advice 2000 years ago. and it is still good advice today.
Ministering to your neighbor, even when he is politically your enemy, not only takes you off his "Most Wanted List, Dead or Alive!", it gives you a chance to observe them up close and personal.
God didn't say this but it is true nonetheless.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Size of the dog!




It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.





#rmdc The Cat Traps Are Working #humor #funnypic

The Cat Traps Are Working
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#rmdc GOOD MORNING! I LIKE COFFEE!! #cutepic

GOOD MORNING! I LIKE COFFEE!! #rmdc
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Landscaping beauty in Novi Michigan

The Famous Dave's in Novi Michigan does such a beautiful job of it's landscaping. Mary and I had an early dinner there after taking in The Avengers for the 2nd time at our favorite ticket cost - CHEAP! $5 each Monday through Friday before 6 pm.





Mama Robin Feeding Babies


If I get too close, mama robin flies away. Still, you can make out the shapes of mama and the fast growing baby chicks that moved into the window sill above the front door of Mary's condo in Michigan while we were in Indiana for a month.

Drama and Dittmer blood

Drama and Dittmer blood.. like Oreos and milk.

COMPUTERS! Perfect for women..



Computers! - perfect for women who feel that men don’t give them enough frustration!

Courage



Paraphrasing

Paraphrasing a great tweet on FB isn't really plagiarism, is it? I mean, who reads facebook? from Twitter friend Nurse Dangerfield @PetticoatRN

All The Doctor Who Themes

If you have followed my blog for a while, you will know I'm a Doctor Who fan. I have loved the series since they started showing the episodes on Channel 11 out of Chicago in the 70's. I love the series because of the breadth of the concepts, the depth of talent, the creativity (ability to take what's on hand and use it or in other words, frugality), and family friendliness, something I could and do enjoy with my children and grand children.
This video shows the themes from the beginning. My favorites? That's hard, but I must say I like what Murray Gold has added to the series beyond the theme. Amy's Theme is SPECTACULAR!

Why is Twitter Important? God's Revelation



Why is tweeting so important to me? 4 reasons. 
1. Twitter is perhaps the best and fastest source of news and always will be. Google news and Google+ are powerful contenders as of this writing, but I suspect Twitter will remain the strongest because of it's ability to be used by cheap phones in all countries. Countries run by dictators will remain impoverished longer, making Twitter their champion for getting and receiving news. Fast, accurate, unstoppable news is the dictators worst nightmare.
2. Editing posts gives them power and often turns a statement into poetry. This is a more powerful motivation than most realize. Beauty and truth briefly stated has incredible drawing power.
I remember distinctly my first statement when I tried to summarize a sermon in 140 words or less for Twitter. (120 is better, 100 is best). The fact that I can easily remember it is a statement in itself.
What is left when SELF is CRUCUFIED!? All I have left is Jesus. It is enough.
The reaction I got and still get from posting that sermon turned poem convinced me forever of the value of severe editing, something Twitter forces me to do.
3. Twitter still has the most rapid moving timeline, making it difficult to over post. For the ambitious person with a message to promote and the time to do it, Twitter has higher short term potential for the person who doesn't mind doing the copy and paste routine.
4. There was a reason God gave me a mountain top revelation about Twitter, something He has only done for Twitter, and not for Facebook or Google. (Only God and Mark Zuckenburg understand Facebook. Some days only Mark understands.)
God spoke to me in a dream. He impressed on me the importance of counting characters and the design of phone SMS (texting) and how far it would reach. I woke up excited at 3 am, and woke up my new bride Mary about it, and how I felt like Nemo facing the evil agents in the movie The Matrix, where the walls expanded and the code that made up their life came down like rain, easily understood by the hero. Mary handled my frightening revelation heroicly!!
I had at that point 40 followers on Twitter, my zenith after one year of tweeting. A few months later I had 400. One year later I had 4000 and climbing. (find me on Twitter under revmaddog1948)
In conclusion, Twitter is important because the 160 character messaging phone is now dirt cheap and available to the poorest nations in quantity. The GOOD NEWS of JESUS  will be preached AROUND THE WORLD!!

The Dictators Worst Nightmare

Fast, accurate, unstoppable news is the dictators worst nightmare.

#God, #MarkZuckerburg, #facebook #rmdo #humor

Only God and Mark Zuckerburg understand Facebook. Some days only Mark understands.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

#rmdc What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks #humor #funnypic

BUT SOFT! What light though yonder window breaks!? #rmdc

No angel has, No angel can!


No angel has ever sat at the Father’s right hand. No angel can purify our sins. No angel has the Name of Jesus.

YES

Through faith God's Child becomes connected to HIS ALL. Is that Wisdom, Love, or Grace? Past, Present, or Future? YES.

Monday, June 11, 2012

NOT AGAIN!!


Pugsly is continually harassed on suspicion of being a TERRIERIST!

100 things to do before you die

I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die”. I’m surprised “yell for help” wasn’t one of them. FB friend Tami Stingel

Sunday, June 10, 2012

My Dog

When it came to denominational fighting, my Dad always said: My dog isn't in that fight!

infinitely increasing love

Jesus, the infinitely increasing love for others You placed in my heart is founded on Truth & Justice!

He Rains His Blessings

He rains His blessings on the just and the unjust alike. His mercies are meant to bring us to repentance!

Your love flowing through me

Your love flowing through me, Father, enables me to discern & embrace excellence, & be sincerely blameless!

Beauty is seen more clearly

Beauty is seen more clearly in pain, like the beauty of The Cross. In the end Beauty will defeat pain.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

The Road of Insanity

Walking the road of insanity can be lonely. I'm glad you brought a friend!

A Wart and a Tree

I had almost 2000 page views of The shepherd's Heart Journal about one week ago when I posted all the chapters of The Gift Parables. The analysis graph spike looks like a tree.
Today The Shepherd's Heart Journal had a very good day, with almost 800 page views. But on the analysis graph, compared to the 2000 page views spike of a week ago, the little bump on the chart looks like a wart.
A wart is o.k. God is good.

Nothin..


OLDGUY1 Whatcha doin today? OLDGUY2 nothin.. OG1 You did that yesterday. OG2 I wasn't finished.



Almost Summer Beauty

Mary and I try to keep our cameras at the ready. This almost summer day we caught some beautiful moments.



Always Glad to meet New Friends


Always glad to make new friends on the internet. Friend me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter or Google Plus, or search for me on Google Search.
Mike Dittmer aka revmaddog1948 or William Michael Dittmer Junior if you're from Homeland Security
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https://plus.google.com/106916814136401681601/posts
https://twitter.com/#!/revmaddog1948
http://www.youtube.com/user/hoosiergrandaddy?feature=mhee
https://picasaweb.google.com/106916814136401681601

Don't wait for the hearse


Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church or Death to escort you to God. SEEK HIM NOW!

Google has fun. Fun is dangerous.

Microsoft and Apple are renowned for screaming at their engineers. Both companies, along with Facebook, have been in survival mode since their inception. About 90% of Silicon Valley and it's sister locations are in a fearful and angry mode, suing at the drop of a hat.
This kind of urgency is dangerous for the uninitiated. New manufacturing facilities in nations with workers eager to please, pressed into fast updates, strict manufacturing schedules, and ever increasing cost cutting, coupled with a deep sense of fear coming from recent experiences of devastating poverty, commit rookie mistakes that cause tragic accidents of monumental per-portions and a suicide rate that takes your breath away.
I understand the survival mode. I've been there, job on the line, competition nipping at your heels, companies you know being snuffed out of existence. Fortunately I had the counsel of parents who came from the same background and gave me an example of how to have fun at work.
Business is dominated by male straight line thinking. Keeping the customer happy by making a quality product, in an efficient manner (cheap), safety, communications, all pile in to make business a not so fun place to work.
Every so often a business comes along that masters these basics so well that they can work on making work fun. This in turn reduces turnover, improves company moral and attendance and focus that it allow them to make more money, and allows them to tweak the workplace in such a way that it becomes even more fun which makes it more efficient and so on.
Google is such a business. Improvement and change is not a panic stricken tedious chore but joyous fun.
That's why fun is dangerous. Not for Google or their employees. Fun is dangerous for Google's competitors. 
Most tech companies are wolverines. Lonely survivalists that are smart but cutthroat.
Google is a family of otters. They swim in the code that drowns their competitors. They chase enough fish dollars to make themselves fat (all the better to float in the cold water of code) and nothing really is a threat to them.
Here's my summary: It's important to master the basics of your business. It's even better to master the basics so well you can have fun.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Red Solo Cup Measuring Lines #rmdo #rmdc #humor #funnypic

#rmdo Why am I not surprised to learn this? 
I just listened to Toby Keith's Red Solo Cup song (the anthem for informal party goers everywhere) a little closer this time, ,and decided not to add it to this blog. If my grand kids can't watch it, it doesn't get put in. 
Too bad. Toby Keith put into words what many have observed for a couple of decades about the cups. 
And certainly you don't have to spend a lot of money to have fun. That's been true forever.
In fact, you don't even need liquor or booze to have fun. I'm NOT a teetotaler. Just pointing out the obvious.

seated by my love

Rocketed into our seats.. vertical walls, level floors turn askew.. a roller coaster jet is fun.. seated by my love.

tiny lights

Lights! tiny lights... 10000 X 10000... carpet the city far below... like fireflies in July.

Bunging jumping to Florida

Long tube hurtling thru sky... middle bouncing in turbulence... ends dipping on landing... 200 bungee jumpers in comfy chairs!

Giant Eagle

Perched on runway... lion's roar of engines... metal sinews coiled to spring... giant eagle set to FLY!

TAKE OFF!!

Take off is exciting! Flying is fun! LANDING IS JOY!

Coffee Owls



Red Robin! Yummm!



Our last family get together for the Taberski basketball season, 2012, was at Red Robin_ Yummm! Per the Dittmer family tradition, started by my late wife Lynne, everybody was there, Taberskis, Dalys, and Dittmers.
Red Robin is wanting to give a balloon to my terrified grandson Liam, whom I'm holding in my arms. Mary took the picture.