I still don't trust Klout.com because my Klout score is dropping but my blog page views are rising, but they are doing their darndest to butter me up.
I have become eligible for several perks, including a years subscription to Red Bull Magazine, a magazine about extreme sports. The only extreme sport I participate in is cooking bacon in my underwear.
Mary said she would try the ROC night repair cream they sent me, probably because they saw my picture and thought my face needed a lot of repairing. I passed the cream on to Mary cause she's a girl and she worries about silly stuff like that even though she's as pretty as a portrait. I personally like the frightening effect my face has on clerks and waitresses. I get better service.
I included a picture of the ROC box and a glass of another cool perk, 10 single servings of a Lipton Tea 5 calorie drink with the flavor of orange, mango, and honey. That perk tasted awesome. I wish they would have sent a pallet load of that stuff.
I was eligible for the $25 gift card to a wine site, but when I got to the perk, they were all gone. Big surprise.
If my Klout score goes any lower, I'll probably have to go on Twitter and say some witty sayings about insanity or coffee or something I'm upset about to get my score up. That's really more social interaction than I want. For a social internet leader, I'm very antisocial.
I like the saying "You read my T-shirt. That's enough social interaction for today."
I have become eligible for several perks, including a years subscription to Red Bull Magazine, a magazine about extreme sports. The only extreme sport I participate in is cooking bacon in my underwear.
Mary said she would try the ROC night repair cream they sent me, probably because they saw my picture and thought my face needed a lot of repairing. I passed the cream on to Mary cause she's a girl and she worries about silly stuff like that even though she's as pretty as a portrait. I personally like the frightening effect my face has on clerks and waitresses. I get better service.
I included a picture of the ROC box and a glass of another cool perk, 10 single servings of a Lipton Tea 5 calorie drink with the flavor of orange, mango, and honey. That perk tasted awesome. I wish they would have sent a pallet load of that stuff.
I was eligible for the $25 gift card to a wine site, but when I got to the perk, they were all gone. Big surprise.
If my Klout score goes any lower, I'll probably have to go on Twitter and say some witty sayings about insanity or coffee or something I'm upset about to get my score up. That's really more social interaction than I want. For a social internet leader, I'm very antisocial.
I like the saying "You read my T-shirt. That's enough social interaction for today."
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