Monday, July 23, 2012

The Parking Lot of Blond Driving School #blondjoke #funnypic








I HAVE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES! #miracles



Please understand, friends, I am not trying to start a denominational or theological fracas, parsing over words. All I'm saying is, that when it comes to the miraculous, GOD CAN, FOR I HAVE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES.
I am not standing alone in this. My late wife Lynne witnessed these events, but she's now gone to heaven. But enough living witnesses remain right here on Facebook for segments of stories that if I were to post all of their names on Facebook right now, Facebook would shut me down for spamming.
Read The Gift Parables.

#Squirrel notice! #rmdc #humor



Hello? The bird wanted me to tell you the feeder is empty! THE SQUIRREL #rmdc

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? #elephantjokes #jokes


Why do elephants paint their toenails red? SO THEY CAN'T BE SEEN IN A STRAWBERRY PATCH!!
No?! Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?! Eh?! WORKS PRETTY GOOD, DON'T IT!?
 

#hypocrticalstevejobs quoting Picasso #boycottapple