TEXTING CHARLES XAVIER

I am a nuclear fusion night owl. My ex son-in-law whom I call Charles Xavier is now working for a chicken factory as a truck driver. He hits the sack at 9ish and that helps explain the following texts.

Charles: Tried to call back and you turned your phone off. 

Me: It's now 4:00 a.m. and this must be my new time to get up in the morning??

I turned the phone off because I checked in on Facebook and one of my Pakistan, Indian, and or Bangladesh gospel workers kept trying to call me on messenger. They don't understand why those of us who've had a phone for a while are not that excited about free international phone calls.