At every school, there came a point when someone understood that I understood everything. I did not think I was a genius. But they thought I was.
Part of the reason they did not understand how smart I was was because I did not want to be there.. The word. P e r i o d. Silly AI but she works cheap.
I would sit at the back of the class and pray for the next outdoor session. I like to run. I like to be outdoors. I like outdoor games. I like to explore. I absolutely loved boy scouts. I crawled in the brush like the Indians until I learned about poison ivy the hard way. My first year at boy scout camp I called poison ivy from head to toe. I suffered terribly I. Even had it on Mr wee wee. I think the nurse gave me a steroid shot. They called me the poison ivy kid. I became an expert on poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac. I also became an expert on ginseng because it had the same three-leaf pattern. They called me the poison ivy kid. I scared them s******* when I came back the next year but I did not come down with total poison ivy that year. I'm sure they breathed a sigh of relief.
I need to wrap this up because my secretary will only take so much. I tell you this to let you know that besides my total aversion to paperwork, which was almost a mental illness, and all believed I was a genius, I barely graduated high school with a 2.00 average, and I didn't finish college, either at Nazarene college, or Bible college at Colorado springs but I did become ordained through a simplified home study. And now you know the rest of the story.
My father followed to the Bible college in Colorado springs. Mom had a picture taken of all of us. We had a riot while that happened.
I could tell the Democrats that they're going to lose and they might believe me and then I would miss out on the joy of watching them having the s*** beat out of them excuse me for no longer speaking in Evangelical terms. I will from now on be referred to as the historical biblical Oracle. I will not refer to myself as the former evangelical because this would cause too much confusion with my Evangelical friends whom I deeply love and support but they don't know how to interpret the Bible or history. Every time, and I do mean every single time some theology or ideology tries to take over the world somebody stands in their way and his name is God the Father and his son the Lord Jesus Christ and the infinitely connected and capable holy Spirit. This would be an appropriate place to say duh.
