#rmdo NORTH to ATLANTA #humor

We spent the night in Macon GA. While getting ready for leg 2 of our trip home, a song comes to mind. How does it go again? NORTH to ATLANTA! Goin' North.. the rush is on! #rmdo

#rmdo BIG MAC.. one thing thou lackest #humor #mcdonalds

BIG MAC.. one thing thou lackest to be perfect.. HORSEY SAUCE! #rmdo

#rmdo Driving Through Florida #humor

Driving through Florida: All day drive = 1/2 state! #rmdo

#rmdo WARNING!! POISONOUS SNAKES!! #humor

There were WARNING!! POISONOUS SNAKES!! signs everywhere at the Florida Rest Stop. Fortunately Mary saw the signs AFTER she used the restrooms. #rmdo

#rmdo Competitive #humor

Mary is COMPETITIVE! Every time I say I'm a step ahead of her, she threatens to whack me with her cane. #rmdo

#rmdo Winter is Depressing #humor

The thought of driving from 70 degree Florida back to wintry Michigan is depressing. #rmdo

#rmdo Make Shopping FUN!! #humor

The easiest way to make shopping fun is to go to the X shop AMAZON here X page link on the top bar of all my blogs. 
OR.. you could shop at your local store.. #rmdo

#rmdo Little Tiny Fairy Feet #humor

When I was fitted for my new shoes, it was discovered that I needed size 14, instead of my previous size 15. My new shoes feel like little tiny fairy feet. #rmdo

#rmdo WHAT!? #humor

Mary: Some of the older people in this restaurant seem to be hard of hearing. Me: WHAT!!?? #rmdo

#rmdo Being Raised in #garyin #humor

Being raised in Gary Indiana, my heart always rejoices when I look outside and see our car still has all 4 tires on it. #rmdo

#rmdo Powerful, Tweetable,Poetic Quotes #wisodmpoet

I had always shortened my sermons, never preaching more than 30 minutes and often preaching just 10 minutes, but after I became a member of  Twitter, I let the editor personality in me run  wild, editing a single thought until it was less than 140 characters, even better if it was under 100 characters.
What resulted was the thought often became powerful, quotable, poetic, and, of course, tweetable.
Several of my friends have made similar discoveries, such as Eugene Wiesner, Asad Rafi, and my brothers Tim Dittmer and Ted Dittmer.
Many of my short quotes are humorous, but most of the serious meditations I have placed, for your enjoyment, on a blog called http://myshepherdsheartjournal.blogspot.com/ #rmdo

#rmdo Buster the #poodle Steals the Car #humor

We left Buster, Mary's toy Poodle, in the car. I forgot to lock it. Mary strongly believes Buster won't steal the car. I'm not so sure. #rmdo

#rmdo The Fearless #vampire Killers #humor

I was a fearless vampire killer. There were barns, wooden ships, submarines, and dark woods infested with vampires, and a living womb like cave nurturing vampire babies in the walls. I had allies and enemies, and we were winning the war. I always won.
Years ago the war had started at the cave where I had killed 13 vampires in their sleep with hand tools. I had gone back to the same cave with allies when suddenly we were attacked by a black furry monster that flew from room to room. A woman was screaming GET OUT!! GET OUT!!
As adrenaline began pumping through my body, my dream began to materialize into reality. I saw the black furry monster change into a big black Labrador Retriever bouncing from room to to room in our motel. The screams were coming from Mary, who was trying to catch the happy interloper.
He had bounced into our room like a enthusiastic black Tigger after Mary had walked Buster and left the ground level motel room door open at 4 am. She finally got her hands on his collar as he crawled into our bed, the same bed where I, a few minutes earlier, was happily dreaming. #rmdo