Monday, April 27, 2026

THE OUTDOORSMAN

 I am going to make some outrageous claims. I would appreciate your patience. I cannot answer all your questions now. 

I think for the next several weeks I'm going to start with the subject of outdoorsmen. It will be a common theme possibly from now on. 

You will begin to understand some men if you stick to two common themes. A real man loves the outdoors. 

The women who love real men also love the outdoors. 

Outdoorsmen are geniuses. Let me suggest one example. Abraham Lincoln. 

I do better if I take my time and I love the outdoors myself. So this is all I will share for now. I am sitting on my bed with my faithful companion Betty White. She's black and white and has a mustache like Hitler and sleeps on the bed with me and has a lovely fur coat. I'm going to get in my chariot and tour the court quietly. I need to purchase or find a fluorescent vest for the outdoors. Maybe I'll put on one of my flashing flashlight that get on the forehead. So I don't scare this s*** out of my neighbors. It's nice that my secretary pixel 6 edits my language because I've been hanging around outdoorsman since I was 3 years old actually younger than that. 

Later Gators. I'll put a picture with this later.


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