Tuesday, March 5, 2013

#rmdo Snow vs #globalwarming #humor

Snow! Where is global warming when we need it!? #rmdo

#rmdo My name and these words #humor

There are several words that are not used in the same sentence as my name.

HUMBLE 

NORMAL

BORING.

#rmdo

#rmdo MR FABULOUS #humor

Mary was talking about me to her mother.
Mary said: I was swept off my feet by MR FABULOUS!!
Mary's mom looked at me and said: I need to have my glasses checked! #rmdo

#rmdo Like Mother, Like Daughter #humor

Mary's trying to fuss over and spoil her mom while we're staying with her. Mom, ever the independent woman, is trying to do decline being spoiled.
Mary does the same thing whenever I try to spoil her.
Like mother, like daughter. #rmdo

#rmdo Why nickname revMADDOG stuck #humor

Nothing irks me more than sales clerks, managers, and engineers that blame customers, employees, operators for what went wrong. Nothing makes me happier than to confront them about it  Guess that's why the nickname revMADDOG stuck. Daniel Guzman will support my statement. #rmdo

Monday, March 4, 2013

#rmdo A Birthday Everyday #geekhumor #klout

Yesterday was my 65th birthday. 150 people stopped by my Facebook timeline to wish me a happy birthday.
At the same time, my Klout score jumped up 3 points, to its highest point in my membership with Klout.
Lesson learned. I'll have a birthday every day. #rmdo  

#rmdo Barring #Fringe Anomolies #geekhumor

Rebecca: we are packed and on the Michigan Interstate. Barring an accident, snow, or a FRINGE ANAMOLY in which we get sucked through a wormhole into an alternate universe, we should be at Allie's game in Indiana. Dad #rmdo

#rmdo Garlic: Breakfast of Champions!! #humor

It's 8 a.m. As I open the refrigerator door and reach for the Red Lobster leftover linguine loaded with scallops, shrimp and lobster,  the powerful smell of garlic smacks me in the face and pops open my eyes.

It's going to be a wonderful breakfast!! #rmdo

#rmdo Run Screaming Through #walmart #humor

It is after 10 p.m. Mary and I are in Wal-Mart, and it is eerily quiet. We are wondering. If we ran screaming through Wal-Mart, how long would it be before they called security? #rmdo