#rmdo your soul is always rejoicing #wisdompoet

Your body may feel blah + empty + sad, but your soul is always rejoicing because you belong to Jesus. #rmdo

#rmdo TOO MUCH #fringe !! #geekhumor #fringescience

Me: You have beautiful eyes!
Mary: You can't have them!!
(We've been watching TOO many episodes of Fringe!) #rmdo

#rmdo In So Many Ways #humor

I was having dessert along with my dinner.
Me: Do you know any one else who eats dessert with dinner?
Mary: No.
Mike: Then I am unique?!
Mary: In SO many ways!! #rmdo

#rmdo My 65th Birthday #facebook #apps #spam #geekhumor

Just to update you: tomorrow, March 3rd, will be my 65th birthday, and March 4th will be the 3rd Anniversary of Mary and me.
I tell you this because I am not signing up for any birthday apps. I have a moderate amount of trust in Facebook software. I have ABSOLUTELY NO TRUST in their spammy 3rd party apps, including the birthday app and especially the games, a thinly veneered gateway for gambling. #rmdo

#rmdo Getting My Bearings #humor

We are driving down 6 Mile Road travelling West, new territory for me. Mary is telling where different roads go.

Mary: I'm telling you this to help you get your bearings.

Me: I've been trying to get my bearings since we've been married. #rmdo

#rmdo Mary Is Training Me #humor

Typical response to learning Mary is training me:
A. How's that working for ya?!
B. Good luck with that!!
C. HUH!!
D. All of the above. #rmdo

#rmdo No THANK YOU!! #humor

Cashier: Would you like a receipt?
Me: No.
Mary whispers in my ear.
Me: No, THANK YOU!
Mary's training me. #rmdo

You are getting sleepy.. sleepy.. I will count backwards from 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. You will buy from Mike's Amazon.. (so.. how's my hypnosis advertising working?!)

Mike's Amazon

#rmdo Candyman, Corpses, and #fringe #humor

In the latest episode of Fringe, from the 2nd season, that Mary and I are viewing on Amazon Prime, 3 autopsied  but animated corpses sat up and sang "Candy Man".
Weirder and weirder.. #rmdo

#rmdo Heart Attack Snow #humor

The Detroit, Michigan suburbs has been experiencing above average snow falls this year. This prompted a conversation between my brother and me:
Tim Dittmer: Boy, oh boy! I was sure glad I bought that snow blower this morning.
Heart attack snow.
Mike Dittmer: Boy, oh boy! I was sure glad I had the sense to marry a woman  who lives in a condo, where they shovel the snow for us, and we spent most of February in Florida. #rmdo