#rmdo Switching Up #crackerbarrel Restrooms #humor

9 out of 10 times the Men's Restroom at The Cracker Barrel Restaurant is on the left side of a short hallway. They switch up the 10th one to keep me alert. #rmdo

#rmdo #michiganuniversity vs #ohiostate

Mary, the ever loyal Michigan University girl, couldn't resist saying, as we pulled into the I 75 Ohio Rest Stop, OH! HOW I HATE OHIO STATE!! #rmdo

#rmdo NORTH to ATLANTA #humor

We spent the night in Macon GA. While getting ready for leg 2 of our trip home, a song comes to mind. How does it go again? NORTH to ATLANTA! Goin' North.. the rush is on! #rmdo

#rmdo BIG MAC.. one thing thou lackest #humor #mcdonalds

BIG MAC.. one thing thou lackest to be perfect.. HORSEY SAUCE! #rmdo

#rmdo Driving Through Florida #humor

Driving through Florida: All day drive = 1/2 state! #rmdo

#rmdo WARNING!! POISONOUS SNAKES!! #humor

There were WARNING!! POISONOUS SNAKES!! signs everywhere at the Florida Rest Stop. Fortunately Mary saw the signs AFTER she used the restrooms. #rmdo

#rmdo Competitive #humor

Mary is COMPETITIVE! Every time I say I'm a step ahead of her, she threatens to whack me with her cane. #rmdo

#rmdo Winter is Depressing #humor

The thought of driving from 70 degree Florida back to wintry Michigan is depressing. #rmdo

#rmdo Make Shopping FUN!! #humor

The easiest way to make shopping fun is to go to the X shop AMAZON here X page link on the top bar of all my blogs. 
OR.. you could shop at your local store.. #rmdo

#rmdo Little Tiny Fairy Feet #humor

When I was fitted for my new shoes, it was discovered that I needed size 14, instead of my previous size 15. My new shoes feel like little tiny fairy feet. #rmdo

#rmdo WHAT!? #humor

Mary: Some of the older people in this restaurant seem to be hard of hearing. Me: WHAT!!?? #rmdo

#rmdo Being Raised in #garyin #humor

Being raised in Gary Indiana, my heart always rejoices when I look outside and see our car still has all 4 tires on it. #rmdo

#rmdo Powerful, Tweetable,Poetic Quotes #wisodmpoet

I had always shortened my sermons, never preaching more than 30 minutes and often preaching just 10 minutes, but after I became a member of  Twitter, I let the editor personality in me run  wild, editing a single thought until it was less than 140 characters, even better if it was under 100 characters.
What resulted was the thought often became powerful, quotable, poetic, and, of course, tweetable.
Several of my friends have made similar discoveries, such as Eugene Wiesner, Asad Rafi, and my brothers Tim Dittmer and Ted Dittmer.
Many of my short quotes are humorous, but most of the serious meditations I have placed, for your enjoyment, on a blog called http://myshepherdsheartjournal.blogspot.com/ #rmdo