In keeping with my tradition of commenting first then reading the always excellent article by Don Surber, I will share with you a forthcoming story that is brewing in my chaotic crock pot brain entitled MAD DOG RULE NUMBER ONE: NEVER WEAR OUT YOUR WELCOME. I will share several stories, all of them spectacular and somewhat unbelievable, yet all of them literally the gospel truth, for I will teach you, boys and girls, through these stories how to become like Solomon. He that wins souls is wise. When God and I are finished with you, you will literally become a tag team with God and you will be UNSTOPPABLE. My first story will involve driving across the tri-state tollway following my imaginary rules called 99 RULES FOR DRIVING 99 MILES PER HOUR.
Later Gators.
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