#rmdo Michigan: Weird #fringe #alternateuniverse #humor

Poor Peter Bishop! He has to cross to an alternate universe to find Olivia Dunham, the woman he loves. 
I only had to go to Michigan to find Mary, the woman I love. 
To a Hoosier boy, Michigan IS an alternate universe. #rmdo

#rmdo National Christian Homeschool Basketball Championship Regional Tournament

My grand daughter Allie is a member of the Michianna Christian Athletic Club. Allie is on the Wildcats Girls Junior High Basketball team. The Wildcats went to the National Christian Homeschool Basketball Championship Regional Tournament in Indianapolis this weekend (March 7th - 9th).
My daughter Rebecca is the mother of Allie. She wrote this post on Facebook:
MCAC Wildcats Junior High girls won 1st place at the NCHBC Midwest Regional Tournament and Varsity girls took 3rd place! Our Junior High girls are the #1 homeschool basketball team in the midwest region which includes Indiana, Illinois, Michigan and part of Wisconsin. Not that I'm bragging. Nope. Not a bit. :) :) :) Awesome job girls. 

#rmdo Ouch-Y-Wa-Wa #humor

Mary and I took her mom to lunch at Hacienda Mexican Restaurant. I put a few drops of their habanero sauce on my dish. It was called Ouch-Y-Wa-Wa sauce.. well named! #rmdo

#rmdo Thread of Faith, ALL of God!! #wisdompoet

AMAZING!! A tiny thread of Faith.. connects me to God.. He can  come to me.. I can have ALL of Him!! #rmdo

#rmdo LIFE and GRACE #communion #wisdompoet

The Holy Bread, broken by The Cross and Death, dipped in Blood's Wine, touches the lips of Repentance, and gives LIFE and GRACE. #rmdo

#rmdo Mike and Mary; #walterbishop and #asterid #fringe #geekhumor

I've had incredible events in my life, including miraculous healings and prophetic dreams. The telling of these stories has helped my nickname Rev Mad Dog (revmaddog1948) stick.
God paired me with a sensible Baptist lady who, despite her different theological background, has totally and respectfully supported me.
It reminds me of the pairing of insane Doctor Walter Bishop with the sensible Asparin.. Astro.. ASTERID! (finally got it right!) #rmdo

#rmdo The Road To Your Store #humor

You can drive to your store or..
My store is offering incredible deals on real print magazines and also print and kindle bundled magazines. 

Mike's Amazon

The banner ad below will take you to both your Amazon Homepage (if you're a registered Amazon customer) and my store. Click on any of these ads and make a purchase withing 24 hours and my store gets credit.

I am grateful that Amazon allows me to place ads on my blogs, and that they put a cookie in these ads that credits my eStore for every sale made within 24 hours after clicking on the ad links on my pages and posts.

The cookie works as longs as you go to my blog first. If you go first to Amazon, I get no credit.

My primary location for the store and ads is in a page on every blog titled X shop AMAZON here X. You can find it in a narrow bar that runs along the top of each blog.

I am only placing Amazon copy and paste ads and allowing Google contextual ads on my blogs. Stick with the best. Forget the rest.

First up, after the magazine banner ads, is a banner ad link to the ever popular bookstore, next is the Amazon Homepage, both of which include a cookie designed by Amazon that gives credit to my eStore. At the bottom is an in line placement of my website, which Amazon designed to allow you to go to my website without leaving my blog. I know. As we say here in Indiana, ain't Amazon amazing?! #rmdo

Mike Dittmer is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com, amazonsupply.com, or myhabit.com .

#rmdo Warrior Princess #wisdompoet

You are right. Life is hard. But never forget.. you are a child of God, a sister of Jesus, the Lion of Judah. You are a lion cub, never out of the sight of your fierce Heavenly Father. You are a warrior princess, armed and armored. Walk without fear. Face your enemy, toe to toe, nose to nose, and smile. #rmdo (a post inspired by a conversation with a young sister in Christ)

#rmdo Little Miss #strawberryshortcake #humor

Mary likes strawberrys so much I'm going to call her LITTLE MISS STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. We were recently at Steak n Shake and Mary had.. (suspenseful pause) a strawberry shake. #rmdo

STOP BY MIKE'S AMAZON TODAY!! (so.. how's my ALL CAPS strategy working!? #rmdo

Mike's Amazon

#rmdc Cats Understand #Physics #humor

Cats have a comprehensive knowledge of basic physics, and tremendous desire to see it in action. They also have a low amount of compassion and regret. Hence this video. #rmdo

#rmdo Snow vs #globalwarming #humor

Snow! Where is global warming when we need it!? #rmdo

#rmdo My name and these words #humor

There are several words that are not used in the same sentence as my name.

HUMBLE 

NORMAL

BORING.

#rmdo

#rmdo MR FABULOUS #humor

Mary was talking about me to her mother.
Mary said: I was swept off my feet by MR FABULOUS!!
Mary's mom looked at me and said: I need to have my glasses checked! #rmdo