#rmdo A Birthday Everyday #geekhumor #klout

Yesterday was my 65th birthday. 150 people stopped by my Facebook timeline to wish me a happy birthday.
At the same time, my Klout score jumped up 3 points, to its highest point in my membership with Klout.
Lesson learned. I'll have a birthday every day. #rmdo  

#rmdo Barring #Fringe Anomolies #geekhumor

Rebecca: we are packed and on the Michigan Interstate. Barring an accident, snow, or a FRINGE ANAMOLY in which we get sucked through a wormhole into an alternate universe, we should be at Allie's game in Indiana. Dad #rmdo

#rmdo Garlic: Breakfast of Champions!! #humor

It's 8 a.m. As I open the refrigerator door and reach for the Red Lobster leftover linguine loaded with scallops, shrimp and lobster,  the powerful smell of garlic smacks me in the face and pops open my eyes.

It's going to be a wonderful breakfast!! #rmdo

#rmdo Run Screaming Through #walmart #humor

It is after 10 p.m. Mary and I are in Wal-Mart, and it is eerily quiet. We are wondering. If we ran screaming through Wal-Mart, how long would it be before they called security? #rmdo

#rmdc Deserving of Hell #dralberta #sovereignty #CEPC

If a man goes to Hell it is not because he did not hear the Gospel it is because he deserves to go to Hell. Doctor Alberta, Cornerstone Evangelical Presbyterian Church in Brighton Michigan #rmdc

#rmdo Desperate For #GRACE #wisdompoet

Interesting to note that the man who wrote Scripture cries out most desperately for God's GRACE!! #rmdo (dedicated to my encouraging British Facebook friend Lisa Thomas)

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!? MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!? Thank you. I just LOVE  attention!

(so.. how's my attention getting strategy working?) 

Shop at Mike's Amazon

#rmdo your soul is always rejoicing #wisdompoet

Your body may feel blah + empty + sad, but your soul is always rejoicing because you belong to Jesus. #rmdo

#rmdo TOO MUCH #fringe !! #geekhumor #fringescience

Me: You have beautiful eyes!
Mary: You can't have them!!
(We've been watching TOO many episodes of Fringe!) #rmdo

#rmdo In So Many Ways #humor

I was having dessert along with my dinner.
Me: Do you know any one else who eats dessert with dinner?
Mary: No.
Mike: Then I am unique?!
Mary: In SO many ways!! #rmdo

#rmdo My 65th Birthday #facebook #apps #spam #geekhumor

Just to update you: tomorrow, March 3rd, will be my 65th birthday, and March 4th will be the 3rd Anniversary of Mary and me.
I tell you this because I am not signing up for any birthday apps. I have a moderate amount of trust in Facebook software. I have ABSOLUTELY NO TRUST in their spammy 3rd party apps, including the birthday app and especially the games, a thinly veneered gateway for gambling. #rmdo

#rmdo Getting My Bearings #humor

We are driving down 6 Mile Road travelling West, new territory for me. Mary is telling where different roads go.

Mary: I'm telling you this to help you get your bearings.

Me: I've been trying to get my bearings since we've been married. #rmdo

#rmdo Mary Is Training Me #humor

Typical response to learning Mary is training me:
A. How's that working for ya?!
B. Good luck with that!!
C. HUH!!
D. All of the above. #rmdo

#rmdo No THANK YOU!! #humor

Cashier: Would you like a receipt?
Me: No.
Mary whispers in my ear.
Me: No, THANK YOU!
Mary's training me. #rmdo

You are getting sleepy.. sleepy.. I will count backwards from 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. You will buy from Mike's Amazon.. (so.. how's my hypnosis advertising working?!)

Mike's Amazon