#rmdo #meteor TOO CLOSE!! #humor

When I read graffiti on the side, THE METEOR IS TOO CLOSE!! #rmdo

#rmdo #mayorbloomberg's birthday party #humor

Mayor Bloomberg will be celebrating his 71st birthday. Beverages will be limited to one 16 ounce serving. #rmdo

#rmdo #retina display #stevejobs hocum #humor

"Retina" display is a word invented and of course copyrighted by Apple to describe a dense enough pixelation that the human eye can distinguish individual pixels at normal viewing ranges. The amount of pixels per square inch, the size of the device, and the standard viewing distance were all determined by Steve Jobs. It implies authority and expertise, and since the phrase is copyrighted, no other company can have the same implied expertise or standard applied to their displays.

In other words, Retina Display is hocum.

The picture is one of Steve Jobs selling his iTea. #rmdo

#rmdo Barbecue Sauce and Laundry #humor

One more restaurant (Smokey Bones) with barbecue sauce.. one more shirt in the dirty laundry. #rmdo

#rmdo Chaotic World #wisdompoet

God placed us in a chaotic world. 
He can only be seen through eyes of faith. 
His strength plus our weakness is beauty. #rmdo

#rmdo #vertuti New $10000 phone #humor

Me: The new Vertu Ti smartphone is out!! Only $10000!! 
Mary: LET'S GET THREE!

#rmdo Being Good: IT'S HARD!! #humor

The little girl on the elevator got new pink sandals for being good for a week. She said being good was hard for her. 
It's hard for me, too. #rmdo

#rmdo #timmcgraw #valentinesday

After we went to the movie Die Hard 5, we came back to the motel after midnight, which made it officially Valentine's Day. On Mary's night stand, I had left a card for Mary. When she opened it, it played the song I'm Amazed By You!

I dunno how you do, what you do, I’m so in love with you
It just keeps getting better, I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, for ever and ever
Every little thing that you do, baby, I’m amazed by you

#rmdo #brucewillis aka #johnmcclane #diehard #ducttape #humor

We're waiting to see It's a Good Day To Die Hard. I admire a man who fights terrorists with duct tape. #rmdo

#rmdo BIG CHANGES!! #weather #humor

This evening it's 80 but weatherman says BIG CHANGES tonight. It will drop to THE 60s!! #rmdo

#rmdo Dressing like a Floridian #humor

Dressing like a Floridian to fit in.. how do I look? #rmdo

#rmdo #tree vs #woman #wisdompoet

A beautiful tree in Florida Mary and I enjoyed often, because it was in the parking lot of our favorite hot dog stand, Mustard's Last Stand, in Melbourne City.

I think a tree is like a woman.
Neither are aware of the beauty their creation brings into the lives of others, because the men in their lives fail to pass this along.
Compliment that woman often on her efforts to bring beauty into the life of us plain living men, whether she's your sister, mother, daughter, bank teller, or especially your long suffering wife. 
And thank God often for a beautiful tree. I am certain He will pass the word along. #rmdo

#rmdo Mustard's Last Stand #humor

Ate here 2 days in a row.. brunch yesterday, lunch today.