#rmdo The Better Looking One #humor

My friend Don Ecker asked which person in the picture was me.. the better looking one, of course. #rmdo

#rmdo It's Not My Fault #humor

All I do is report my observations. It's not my fault they're humorous. #rmdo

#rmdo #mcdonald's sales decline #humor

McDonald's CEO resigns after unprecedented decline in sales.. not our fault!! Mary and I eat there so much they're gonna name a set of Golden Arches after us. #rmdo

#rmdo The Allison's #marypic #smartphonepics #amazonsmile

Mary took a picture of our neighbors, the Allisons, framed by the trees around the Indiana farmhouse, with her high definition Droid Razr. #rmdo

#rmdo #marypic

#rmdo Into a #Parable #inspiration

I won't glory in my abilities or achievements but in knowing God has orchestrated my life into a parable. #rmdo

#rmdc PARDON ME #greypoupon #humor #funnypic

PARDON ME ..would you have any Grey Poupon? #rmdc

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#rmdo Slap in the Face #humor

I'm having a cup of the extra strong Black Silk coffee from Folger's. Told Mary I need that "slap in the face!" She quickly volunteered to give me a slap any time any where. She so sweet. #rmdo

#rmdo Thelma and Louise #humor

My sisters are getting together. Since they're from the same genetic stock as me (Rev Mad Dog) AND driving a Jaguar, they'll have fun. Why am I thinking Thelma and Louise? #rmdo

#rmdo 3rd place #OS: #Android #oswars #geekhumor

I just observed something verrrrry interessssting on my Google Analytics for my blog.
The third place OS for devices viewing my blog, (after 1st place Microsoft and 2nd place MacIntosh) is.. drum roll.. Android, with a healthy 6%.
2 other observations: the combined percentages of the 3 portable device operating systems (iPhone, iPad, and Android) is 10%.
And finally, this note: Blackberry didn't register at all.
This is just today's stats. As the great super geek Yoda would say.. One day's stats does not a trend make.. #rmdo

#rmdo Bed With the Chickens #humor

My goal every day is to go to bed by midnight. Feels like I'm going to bed with the chickens. #rmdo

#rmdc #internetexplorer number one #browser #geekhumor

INTERNET EXPLORER: the number one browser for downloading a better browser! #rmdc

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#rmdc #redbull gives you wings #humor #funnypic

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!! #rmdc

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#rmdo Turnoff on US 6 #marypic #smartphonepic #amazonsmile

We are on our way home to the Indiana farmhouse, driving West on US 6, and approaching our turnoff on Redwood Road. Mary, with her ever ready Droid Razr phone camera, takes this shot from inside the car. #rmdo