WOULD I BLINK?

 My favorite president is facing off against an ungodly world. Someone has trained him like my mother did to be a bully fighter. My mother promised me a bold of ice cream every time I came home beat up. This unusual training made me almost unable to back down when facing a bully and I have faced quite a few. 

My fame skyrocketed when I faced a bully teacher who was picking on a young lady who was a scholar. She had straight A's. One time she made a mistake and got a minus and the teacher laughingly brought it to everybody's attention and made her start crying. 

I had had enough. My skinny 8th grade body stood up and said MR KAPLAN, THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. I was unaware until later that I clenched my fist. Mr Kaplan jump from behind the desk and ran up confidently and got right in my face. And ask me to repeat myself, which I did. Mr Kaplan looked like a soldier and I suspect he was a veteran of the Korean war. A huge black kid came up behind me and grabbed me and took me out of the class then apologized because he said Mr Kaplan was going to beat me up. 

I went down and complained to the assistant principal. I told him I had just failed the class for the rest of the year but he looked entirely relaxed and said I think it'll work out which mystified me. I waited for the inevitable summer school notice but it never came. When I came back next year and stood in line to find out where my next English class would be, I noticed that I had been passed and sent on to the freshman class. Someone had changed the grade from four Fs to three and I barely passed. I also learned that the assistant principal for the rest of the year sat in the class and monitored it every single day. 

The reason I bring this up is my favorite president has been trained somehow by someone to be a bully fighter. He is facing the entire godless world. Will he blink? What do you think? I don't think he'll blink and I think God will be with him. Like every other class that I have attended I have read the text which includes the book of Revelation and all of our questions and speculations are silly. God is in these events. Providence is in charge. I was told it's. All. Set. Up. Later Gators.