#rmdo Little Tiny Fairy Feet #humor

When I was fitted for my new shoes, it was discovered that I needed size 14, instead of my previous size 15. My new shoes feel like little tiny fairy feet. #rmdo

#rmdo WHAT!? #humor

Mary: Some of the older people in this restaurant seem to be hard of hearing. Me: WHAT!!?? #rmdo

#rmdo Being Raised in #garyin #humor

Being raised in Gary Indiana, my heart always rejoices when I look outside and see our car still has all 4 tires on it. #rmdo

#rmdo Powerful, Tweetable,Poetic Quotes #wisodmpoet

I had always shortened my sermons, never preaching more than 30 minutes and often preaching just 10 minutes, but after I became a member of  Twitter, I let the editor personality in me run  wild, editing a single thought until it was less than 140 characters, even better if it was under 100 characters.
What resulted was the thought often became powerful, quotable, poetic, and, of course, tweetable.
Several of my friends have made similar discoveries, such as Eugene Wiesner, Asad Rafi, and my brothers Tim Dittmer and Ted Dittmer.
Many of my short quotes are humorous, but most of the serious meditations I have placed, for your enjoyment, on a blog called http://myshepherdsheartjournal.blogspot.com/ #rmdo

#rmdo Buster the #poodle Steals the Car #humor

We left Buster, Mary's toy Poodle, in the car. I forgot to lock it. Mary strongly believes Buster won't steal the car. I'm not so sure. #rmdo

#rmdo The Fearless #vampire Killers #humor

I was a fearless vampire killer. There were barns, wooden ships, submarines, and dark woods infested with vampires, and a living womb like cave nurturing vampire babies in the walls. I had allies and enemies, and we were winning the war. I always won.
Years ago the war had started at the cave where I had killed 13 vampires in their sleep with hand tools. I had gone back to the same cave with allies when suddenly we were attacked by a black furry monster that flew from room to room. A woman was screaming GET OUT!! GET OUT!!
As adrenaline began pumping through my body, my dream began to materialize into reality. I saw the black furry monster change into a big black Labrador Retriever bouncing from room to to room in our motel. The screams were coming from Mary, who was trying to catch the happy interloper.
He had bounced into our room like a enthusiastic black Tigger after Mary had walked Buster and left the ground level motel room door open at 4 am. She finally got her hands on his collar as he crawled into our bed, the same bed where I, a few minutes earlier, was happily dreaming. #rmdo

#rmdo #voicesinmyhead SPEAK UP!! #humor

The secret to working with voices in my head.. encouraging the voices with good ideas to SPEAK UP!! #rmdo

#rmdo Fueling Up To Fight #Terrorists #humor

Before we watched Bruce Willis aka John McClane go though his grueling ordeal fighting terrorists, Mary and I had to fuel up at Steak and Shake. Yippee-ki Yay, Mother Russia! #rmdo

#rmdo #meteor TOO CLOSE!! #humor

When I read graffiti on the side, THE METEOR IS TOO CLOSE!! #rmdo

#rmdo #mayorbloomberg's birthday party #humor

Mayor Bloomberg will be celebrating his 71st birthday. Beverages will be limited to one 16 ounce serving. #rmdo

#rmdo #retina display #stevejobs hocum #humor

"Retina" display is a word invented and of course copyrighted by Apple to describe a dense enough pixelation that the human eye can distinguish individual pixels at normal viewing ranges. The amount of pixels per square inch, the size of the device, and the standard viewing distance were all determined by Steve Jobs. It implies authority and expertise, and since the phrase is copyrighted, no other company can have the same implied expertise or standard applied to their displays.

In other words, Retina Display is hocum.

The picture is one of Steve Jobs selling his iTea. #rmdo

#rmdo Barbecue Sauce and Laundry #humor

One more restaurant (Smokey Bones) with barbecue sauce.. one more shirt in the dirty laundry. #rmdo

#rmdo Chaotic World #wisdompoet

God placed us in a chaotic world. 
He can only be seen through eyes of faith. 
His strength plus our weakness is beauty. #rmdo