#rmdo Michigan: Weird #fringe #alternateuniverse #humor

Poor Peter Bishop! He has to cross to an alternate universe to find Olivia Dunham, the woman he loves. 
I only had to go to Michigan to find Mary, the woman I love. 
To a Hoosier boy, Michigan IS an alternate universe. #rmdo

#rmdo National Christian Homeschool Basketball Championship Regional Tournament

My grand daughter Allie is a member of the Michianna Christian Athletic Club. Allie is on the Wildcats Girls Junior High Basketball team. The Wildcats went to the National Christian Homeschool Basketball Championship Regional Tournament in Indianapolis this weekend (March 7th - 9th).
My daughter Rebecca is the mother of Allie. She wrote this post on Facebook:
MCAC Wildcats Junior High girls won 1st place at the NCHBC Midwest Regional Tournament and Varsity girls took 3rd place! Our Junior High girls are the #1 homeschool basketball team in the midwest region which includes Indiana, Illinois, Michigan and part of Wisconsin. Not that I'm bragging. Nope. Not a bit. :) :) :) Awesome job girls. 

#rmdo Ouch-Y-Wa-Wa #humor

Mary and I took her mom to lunch at Hacienda Mexican Restaurant. I put a few drops of their habanero sauce on my dish. It was called Ouch-Y-Wa-Wa sauce.. well named! #rmdo

#rmdo Thread of Faith, ALL of God!! #wisdompoet

AMAZING!! A tiny thread of Faith.. connects me to God.. He can  come to me.. I can have ALL of Him!! #rmdo

#rmdo LIFE and GRACE #communion #wisdompoet

The Holy Bread, broken by The Cross and Death, dipped in Blood's Wine, touches the lips of Repentance, and gives LIFE and GRACE. #rmdo

#rmdo Mike and Mary; #walterbishop and #asterid #fringe #geekhumor

I've had incredible events in my life, including miraculous healings and prophetic dreams. The telling of these stories has helped my nickname Rev Mad Dog (revmaddog1948) stick.
God paired me with a sensible Baptist lady who, despite her different theological background, has totally and respectfully supported me.
It reminds me of the pairing of insane Doctor Walter Bishop with the sensible Asparin.. Astro.. ASTERID! (finally got it right!) #rmdo

#rmdo The Road To Your Store #humor

You can drive to your store or..
My store is offering incredible deals on real print magazines and also print and kindle bundled magazines. 

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The banner ad below will take you to both your Amazon Homepage (if you're a registered Amazon customer) and my store. Click on any of these ads and make a purchase withing 24 hours and my store gets credit.

I am grateful that Amazon allows me to place ads on my blogs, and that they put a cookie in these ads that credits my eStore for every sale made within 24 hours after clicking on the ad links on my pages and posts.

The cookie works as longs as you go to my blog first. If you go first to Amazon, I get no credit.

My primary location for the store and ads is in a page on every blog titled X shop AMAZON here X. You can find it in a narrow bar that runs along the top of each blog.

I am only placing Amazon copy and paste ads and allowing Google contextual ads on my blogs. Stick with the best. Forget the rest.

First up, after the magazine banner ads, is a banner ad link to the ever popular bookstore, next is the Amazon Homepage, both of which include a cookie designed by Amazon that gives credit to my eStore. At the bottom is an in line placement of my website, which Amazon designed to allow you to go to my website without leaving my blog. I know. As we say here in Indiana, ain't Amazon amazing?! #rmdo

Mike Dittmer is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com, amazonsupply.com, or myhabit.com .

#rmdo Warrior Princess #wisdompoet

You are right. Life is hard. But never forget.. you are a child of God, a sister of Jesus, the Lion of Judah. You are a lion cub, never out of the sight of your fierce Heavenly Father. You are a warrior princess, armed and armored. Walk without fear. Face your enemy, toe to toe, nose to nose, and smile. #rmdo (a post inspired by a conversation with a young sister in Christ)

#rmdo Little Miss #strawberryshortcake #humor

Mary likes strawberrys so much I'm going to call her LITTLE MISS STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. We were recently at Steak n Shake and Mary had.. (suspenseful pause) a strawberry shake. #rmdo

STOP BY MIKE'S AMAZON TODAY!! (so.. how's my ALL CAPS strategy working!? #rmdo

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#rmdc Cats Understand #Physics #humor

Cats have a comprehensive knowledge of basic physics, and tremendous desire to see it in action. They also have a low amount of compassion and regret. Hence this video. #rmdo

#rmdo Snow vs #globalwarming #humor

Snow! Where is global warming when we need it!? #rmdo

#rmdo My name and these words #humor

There are several words that are not used in the same sentence as my name.

HUMBLE 

NORMAL

BORING.

#rmdo

#rmdo MR FABULOUS #humor

Mary was talking about me to her mother.
Mary said: I was swept off my feet by MR FABULOUS!!
Mary's mom looked at me and said: I need to have my glasses checked! #rmdo

#rmdo Like Mother, Like Daughter #humor

Mary's trying to fuss over and spoil her mom while we're staying with her. Mom, ever the independent woman, is trying to do decline being spoiled.
Mary does the same thing whenever I try to spoil her.
Like mother, like daughter. #rmdo

#rmdo Why nickname revMADDOG stuck #humor

Nothing irks me more than sales clerks, managers, and engineers that blame customers, employees, operators for what went wrong. Nothing makes me happier than to confront them about it  Guess that's why the nickname revMADDOG stuck. Daniel Guzman will support my statement. #rmdo

#rmdo A Birthday Everyday #geekhumor #klout

Yesterday was my 65th birthday. 150 people stopped by my Facebook timeline to wish me a happy birthday.
At the same time, my Klout score jumped up 3 points, to its highest point in my membership with Klout.
Lesson learned. I'll have a birthday every day. #rmdo  

#rmdo Barring #Fringe Anomolies #geekhumor

Rebecca: we are packed and on the Michigan Interstate. Barring an accident, snow, or a FRINGE ANAMOLY in which we get sucked through a wormhole into an alternate universe, we should be at Allie's game in Indiana. Dad #rmdo

#rmdo Garlic: Breakfast of Champions!! #humor

It's 8 a.m. As I open the refrigerator door and reach for the Red Lobster leftover linguine loaded with scallops, shrimp and lobster,  the powerful smell of garlic smacks me in the face and pops open my eyes.

It's going to be a wonderful breakfast!! #rmdo

#rmdo Run Screaming Through #walmart #humor

It is after 10 p.m. Mary and I are in Wal-Mart, and it is eerily quiet. We are wondering. If we ran screaming through Wal-Mart, how long would it be before they called security? #rmdo

#rmdc Deserving of Hell #dralberta #sovereignty #CEPC

If a man goes to Hell it is not because he did not hear the Gospel it is because he deserves to go to Hell. Doctor Alberta, Cornerstone Evangelical Presbyterian Church in Brighton Michigan #rmdc

#rmdo Desperate For #GRACE #wisdompoet

Interesting to note that the man who wrote Scripture cries out most desperately for God's GRACE!! #rmdo (dedicated to my encouraging British Facebook friend Lisa Thomas)

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!? MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!? Thank you. I just LOVE  attention!

(so.. how's my attention getting strategy working?) 

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#rmdo your soul is always rejoicing #wisdompoet

Your body may feel blah + empty + sad, but your soul is always rejoicing because you belong to Jesus. #rmdo

#rmdo TOO MUCH #fringe !! #geekhumor #fringescience

Me: You have beautiful eyes!
Mary: You can't have them!!
(We've been watching TOO many episodes of Fringe!) #rmdo

#rmdo In So Many Ways #humor

I was having dessert along with my dinner.
Me: Do you know any one else who eats dessert with dinner?
Mary: No.
Mike: Then I am unique?!
Mary: In SO many ways!! #rmdo

#rmdo My 65th Birthday #facebook #apps #spam #geekhumor

Just to update you: tomorrow, March 3rd, will be my 65th birthday, and March 4th will be the 3rd Anniversary of Mary and me.
I tell you this because I am not signing up for any birthday apps. I have a moderate amount of trust in Facebook software. I have ABSOLUTELY NO TRUST in their spammy 3rd party apps, including the birthday app and especially the games, a thinly veneered gateway for gambling. #rmdo

#rmdo Getting My Bearings #humor

We are driving down 6 Mile Road travelling West, new territory for me. Mary is telling where different roads go.

Mary: I'm telling you this to help you get your bearings.

Me: I've been trying to get my bearings since we've been married. #rmdo

#rmdo Mary Is Training Me #humor

Typical response to learning Mary is training me:
A. How's that working for ya?!
B. Good luck with that!!
C. HUH!!
D. All of the above. #rmdo

#rmdo No THANK YOU!! #humor

Cashier: Would you like a receipt?
Me: No.
Mary whispers in my ear.
Me: No, THANK YOU!
Mary's training me. #rmdo

You are getting sleepy.. sleepy.. I will count backwards from 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. You will buy from Mike's Amazon.. (so.. how's my hypnosis advertising working?!)

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