#rmdc Cats Understand #Physics #humor

Cats have a comprehensive knowledge of basic physics, and tremendous desire to see it in action. They also have a low amount of compassion and regret. Hence this video. #rmdo

#rmdo Snow vs #globalwarming #humor

Snow! Where is global warming when we need it!? #rmdo

#rmdo My name and these words #humor

There are several words that are not used in the same sentence as my name.

HUMBLE 

NORMAL

BORING.

#rmdo

#rmdo MR FABULOUS #humor

Mary was talking about me to her mother.
Mary said: I was swept off my feet by MR FABULOUS!!
Mary's mom looked at me and said: I need to have my glasses checked! #rmdo

#rmdo Like Mother, Like Daughter #humor

Mary's trying to fuss over and spoil her mom while we're staying with her. Mom, ever the independent woman, is trying to do decline being spoiled.
Mary does the same thing whenever I try to spoil her.
Like mother, like daughter. #rmdo

#rmdo Why nickname revMADDOG stuck #humor

Nothing irks me more than sales clerks, managers, and engineers that blame customers, employees, operators for what went wrong. Nothing makes me happier than to confront them about it  Guess that's why the nickname revMADDOG stuck. Daniel Guzman will support my statement. #rmdo

#rmdo A Birthday Everyday #geekhumor #klout

Yesterday was my 65th birthday. 150 people stopped by my Facebook timeline to wish me a happy birthday.
At the same time, my Klout score jumped up 3 points, to its highest point in my membership with Klout.
Lesson learned. I'll have a birthday every day. #rmdo  

#rmdo Barring #Fringe Anomolies #geekhumor

Rebecca: we are packed and on the Michigan Interstate. Barring an accident, snow, or a FRINGE ANAMOLY in which we get sucked through a wormhole into an alternate universe, we should be at Allie's game in Indiana. Dad #rmdo

#rmdo Garlic: Breakfast of Champions!! #humor

It's 8 a.m. As I open the refrigerator door and reach for the Red Lobster leftover linguine loaded with scallops, shrimp and lobster,  the powerful smell of garlic smacks me in the face and pops open my eyes.

It's going to be a wonderful breakfast!! #rmdo

#rmdo Run Screaming Through #walmart #humor

It is after 10 p.m. Mary and I are in Wal-Mart, and it is eerily quiet. We are wondering. If we ran screaming through Wal-Mart, how long would it be before they called security? #rmdo

#rmdc Deserving of Hell #dralberta #sovereignty #CEPC

If a man goes to Hell it is not because he did not hear the Gospel it is because he deserves to go to Hell. Doctor Alberta, Cornerstone Evangelical Presbyterian Church in Brighton Michigan #rmdc

#rmdo Desperate For #GRACE #wisdompoet

Interesting to note that the man who wrote Scripture cries out most desperately for God's GRACE!! #rmdo (dedicated to my encouraging British Facebook friend Lisa Thomas)

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!? MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!? Thank you. I just LOVE  attention!

(so.. how's my attention getting strategy working?) 

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#rmdo your soul is always rejoicing #wisdompoet

Your body may feel blah + empty + sad, but your soul is always rejoicing because you belong to Jesus. #rmdo