#rmdo #vertuti New $10000 phone #humor

Me: The new Vertu Ti smartphone is out!! Only $10000!! 
Mary: LET'S GET THREE!

#rmdo Being Good: IT'S HARD!! #humor

The little girl on the elevator got new pink sandals for being good for a week. She said being good was hard for her. 
It's hard for me, too. #rmdo

#rmdo #timmcgraw #valentinesday

After we went to the movie Die Hard 5, we came back to the motel after midnight, which made it officially Valentine's Day. On Mary's night stand, I had left a card for Mary. When she opened it, it played the song I'm Amazed By You!

I dunno how you do, what you do, I’m so in love with you
It just keeps getting better, I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, for ever and ever
Every little thing that you do, baby, I’m amazed by you

#rmdo #brucewillis aka #johnmcclane #diehard #ducttape #humor

We're waiting to see It's a Good Day To Die Hard. I admire a man who fights terrorists with duct tape. #rmdo

#rmdo BIG CHANGES!! #weather #humor

This evening it's 80 but weatherman says BIG CHANGES tonight. It will drop to THE 60s!! #rmdo

#rmdo Dressing like a Floridian #humor

Dressing like a Floridian to fit in.. how do I look? #rmdo

#rmdo #tree vs #woman #wisdompoet

A beautiful tree in Florida Mary and I enjoyed often, because it was in the parking lot of our favorite hot dog stand, Mustard's Last Stand, in Melbourne City.

I think a tree is like a woman.
Neither are aware of the beauty their creation brings into the lives of others, because the men in their lives fail to pass this along.
Compliment that woman often on her efforts to bring beauty into the life of us plain living men, whether she's your sister, mother, daughter, bank teller, or especially your long suffering wife. 
And thank God often for a beautiful tree. I am certain He will pass the word along. #rmdo

#rmdo Mustard's Last Stand #humor

Ate here 2 days in a row.. brunch yesterday, lunch today.

#rmdo Florida in February with Mary #humor

I like being in Florida in February with Mary. I like being anywhere anytime with Mary. #rmdo

#rmdo #philosophy vs #god #wisdompoet

Men's philosophy invents infinite ways to blame ourselves and God. God made THE WAY to embrace us without blame. #rmdo

#rmdo #sharkattacks, #brevard county, and #findingnemo #humor

While staying in Brevard County, Florida, the shark attack capital in 2012, Mary nixed the idea of playing finding nemo in the Atlantic Ocean. #rmdo

#rmdo Normal and Relative #humor

Just because normal is relative doesn't mean relatives are normal. #rmdo

#rmdo New Shoes #humor

I'm wearing new shoes. My old shoes were 5 years old. I got my money's worth. #rmdo