Monday, May 21, 2012
Sunday, May 20, 2012
I don't make this stuff up
I don't make this stuff up. Don't need to. Reality is always funnier than a script.
A man's gotta have goals.
One final quote from my brother Tim Dittmer: Let's see if I can do even less today than I did yesterday.
A man's gotta have goals. (from my brother's Facebook page)
Scar Tissue
Future archeologists will identify the cranium of Dittmers by the scar tissue on the forehead.
original quote from my brother Tim Dittmer
Normal is relative
Normal is relative. But when it comes to our family, it is not used when discussing relatives. An original quote from my daughter Wendelyn Daly
Reassuring Statements That Don't Reassure
By the time you get back from vacation, the car should be out of the body shop and good as new! -your children
By the time you get to the kitchen, the smoke should be cleared out. -your husband
By the time you get home from work, the repairman should have the garage door looking good as new. -your wife
By the time you get to the kitchen, the smoke should be cleared out. -your husband
By the time you get home from work, the repairman should have the garage door looking good as new. -your wife
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
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