THE BED BUG DRAMA

I am honored to be able to be the first comment on this epic journey through history with the guidance of the historical Oracle. Just some brief personal news. My new wingman, Chris, is a piano mover by trade and I of course am tied to my Yamaha upright grand, so this will be an interesting friendship. 
Meanwhile, poor Chris is battling alcoholism and got a life altering stay in the hospital which is going to affect his mental health, some of it for the better. I call Chris frequently Martha Stewart because he is the cook and bottle washer in his domain. His wife was a bartender and they had a wonderful and delightful marriage but unfortunately all good things must come to an end in this life and in 2016 after 2 years of Chris being her personal one man hospice, she passed away. To show you how things are intertwined right now in the Plymouth South bend Notre Dame etc area, Shirk's Piano, which specializes in Steinways, also was the main supplier of pianos for Notre Dame. My son-in-law's are both Catholic and are very well acquainted with Notre Dame football and Tim, the policeman, met my daughter Rebecca, in Roseland, when she became the first female officer of Roseland. I think I'll call it quits for the moment because this is going to be a running narration of why Plymouth Indiana through the influence of a crazy preacher, me, is going to be the new center of the internet universe as my congregation which is now several thousand and growing expands through the shepherd's Journal on blogspot and now substack. 
Well hold on. I can't conclude this story until I tell you the dilemma of the bed bugs, and how that's influencing my love life. When Chris was hospitalized, Martha Stewart alias Chris came home with bed bugs. Chris is a cleaning freak but considers it not a mental illness but a good thing. Missy and I were getting back to a regular schedule of coffee daily when the bed bug crisis struck. Missy's parents, and especially her mother, are keeping track of Missy's whereabouts through secondhand information, which explains why they have persuaded her not to come and visit for a while, even though Lana and John the bed bug expert have cleared both Chris and me.
And now you know the rest of the story. Later Gators MAD DOG 

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