#rmdo GOING PYSCHO!! #humor

The descriptive phrase MIKE IS GOING PYSCHO incorrectly assumes I was once sane. #rmdo

Arrrrrrgh! Thank you for shopping at 
Mike's Amazon, mateys!!

(so, how's my talk like a pirate strategy working??!)

#rmdo Parking In The Garage #humor #mikeandmary

After 4 years of a dozen garage sales, after massive amounts of both volunteer and paid help, after donating a huge truckload of stuff to the Salvation Army, after foisting truckloads of stuff on my daughters, grand kids, friends, neighbors, after burning the unsalable and ungiveable for days, Mary finally parked her car in the Indiana farmhouse garage tonight. 
Tomorrow we move. #rmdo

#rmdo Moving to Michigan #humor #mikeandmary

This is it! Tomorrow is the official day for me moving to Michigan. Shirk's Piano will pick up my piano at noon, along with a few totes of pictures and several shelving units and 2 big cabinets.
Of course, I've been staying in Michigan 75% of the time since I married Mary, a Michigan girl. But now I will get my driver's license in Michigan. 
Sadly, I will have to vote in Michigan. I will miss Indiana politics. Both  parties are more moderate, bi-paritsan, honest, and prolife than other states. On the other hand, Indiana doesn't know beans on how to set up traffic lights.
I'm spending the day finishing up cleaning and burning trash. Tomorrow morning is reserved for caging the two barn cats that Mary wants to make into pets. 
Momma cat is friendly but has fiercely attacked when her kitten is upset. The bite marks on my leg are proof.
The kitten is a wild child, so when we throw a blanket over her, Momma will have to already be in a carrier. It's going to be an adventure!! #rmdo

#rmdo Free Krispy Kreme Donut!!

We hit the Krispy Kreme JACKPOT!! My daughter Becky, myself, and her family stopped at Krispy Kreme while they were making donuts, and each of us got a free HOT donut. YUMMM! #rmdo

#rmdo Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! #geekhumor #funnypic

My grand son Liam, holding my walking stick, and being coached by my grand daughter Libby, is doing a shortened version of Gandalf: NO PASS!! #rmdo

#rmdo Diving Into Chicken Poop #humor

Busy day once I got up. Met a picker who took some of the stuff I couldn't sell at the last 10 or so garage sales. Burned a lot of unsellable stuff today. Went through another massive amount of pictures. Found one picture of Tim Dittmer age 4 or 5, Terry Eshelman age 2 or 3, Ted Dittmer age one or so, and myself sitting in the front of the tiny trailer in The Parable of The Story.
Found another picture of Tim age 2 and myself age 4 at Grandma and Grandpa Dittmer's farm in Southern Illinois. We were there for the summer while Terry was being born.
Tim probably doesn't remember this, but there was a huge pile of dried up chicken poop, which turns into a odorless light fluffy powder after it dries, underneath a perfect climbing tree. Tim, who was a pretty good climber for a little guy, and I took turns dropping out of the tree like super heroes into the pile for an hour or so before Grandma caught us. I never heard a woman grumble so much while she was scrubbing us down in the tin tub. #rmdo

#rmdc Flee at once! #humor #marktwain

"Sent a dozen friends a telegram Flee at once - all is discovered! They all left town immediately." Mark Twain #rmdc

#rmdo Moving The Piano

Mary had to go back to Michigan for the second time this week. I have to stay at the Indiana farmhouse to finish moving some last items to the kids. Mary may come back Saturday or Tuesday.
We got a super deal for moving the piano to Michigan, so much so that I wonder if it's the Lord's way of saying He wants the piano in Michigan. Shirk's Piano offered to move the piano, plus a few items I want to keep, for less than the cost of a one way UHaul, and they will move the piano. Can't beat that with a stick! #rmdo

#rmdo A Perfect World #humor #wisdompoet

God never claimed to create a perfect world. If it were a perfect world, you and I would not be in it. #rmdo