#rmdo Warrior Princess #wisdompoet

You are right. Life is hard. But never forget.. you are a child of God, a sister of Jesus, the Lion of Judah. You are a lion cub, never out of the sight of your fierce Heavenly Father. You are a warrior princess, armed and armored. Walk without fear. Face your enemy, toe to toe, nose to nose, and smile. #rmdo (a post inspired by a conversation with a young sister in Christ)

#rmdo Little Miss #strawberryshortcake #humor

Mary likes strawberrys so much I'm going to call her LITTLE MISS STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. We were recently at Steak n Shake and Mary had.. (suspenseful pause) a strawberry shake. #rmdo

STOP BY MIKE'S AMAZON TODAY!! (so.. how's my ALL CAPS strategy working!? #rmdo

Mike's Amazon

#rmdc Cats Understand #Physics #humor

Cats have a comprehensive knowledge of basic physics, and tremendous desire to see it in action. They also have a low amount of compassion and regret. Hence this video. #rmdo

#rmdo Snow vs #globalwarming #humor

Snow! Where is global warming when we need it!? #rmdo

#rmdo My name and these words #humor

There are several words that are not used in the same sentence as my name.

HUMBLE 

NORMAL

BORING.

#rmdo

#rmdo MR FABULOUS #humor

Mary was talking about me to her mother.
Mary said: I was swept off my feet by MR FABULOUS!!
Mary's mom looked at me and said: I need to have my glasses checked! #rmdo

#rmdo Like Mother, Like Daughter #humor

Mary's trying to fuss over and spoil her mom while we're staying with her. Mom, ever the independent woman, is trying to do decline being spoiled.
Mary does the same thing whenever I try to spoil her.
Like mother, like daughter. #rmdo

#rmdo Why nickname revMADDOG stuck #humor

Nothing irks me more than sales clerks, managers, and engineers that blame customers, employees, operators for what went wrong. Nothing makes me happier than to confront them about it  Guess that's why the nickname revMADDOG stuck. Daniel Guzman will support my statement. #rmdo

#rmdo A Birthday Everyday #geekhumor #klout

Yesterday was my 65th birthday. 150 people stopped by my Facebook timeline to wish me a happy birthday.
At the same time, my Klout score jumped up 3 points, to its highest point in my membership with Klout.
Lesson learned. I'll have a birthday every day. #rmdo