#rmdo Getting My Bearings #humor

We are driving down 6 Mile Road travelling West, new territory for me. Mary is telling where different roads go.

Mary: I'm telling you this to help you get your bearings.

Me: I've been trying to get my bearings since we've been married. #rmdo

#rmdo Mary Is Training Me #humor

Typical response to learning Mary is training me:
A. How's that working for ya?!
B. Good luck with that!!
C. HUH!!
D. All of the above. #rmdo

#rmdo No THANK YOU!! #humor

Cashier: Would you like a receipt?
Me: No.
Mary whispers in my ear.
Me: No, THANK YOU!
Mary's training me. #rmdo

You are getting sleepy.. sleepy.. I will count backwards from 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. You will buy from Mike's Amazon.. (so.. how's my hypnosis advertising working?!)

Mike's Amazon

#rmdo Candyman, Corpses, and #fringe #humor

In the latest episode of Fringe, from the 2nd season, that Mary and I are viewing on Amazon Prime, 3 autopsied  but animated corpses sat up and sang "Candy Man".
Weirder and weirder.. #rmdo

#rmdo Heart Attack Snow #humor

The Detroit, Michigan suburbs has been experiencing above average snow falls this year. This prompted a conversation between my brother and me:
Tim Dittmer: Boy, oh boy! I was sure glad I bought that snow blower this morning.
Heart attack snow.
Mike Dittmer: Boy, oh boy! I was sure glad I had the sense to marry a woman  who lives in a condo, where they shovel the snow for us, and we spent most of February in Florida. #rmdo

#rmdo #TGFTLL Socks #humor

Thank God for the little things. I put 4 socks into the dryer. I took 4 socks out!! #rmdo

#rmdo #coding and #education

If you're making decisions about your future education, here is an something you should consider - coding. #rmdo

#rmdo #mcdonalds WHY WASNT I CALLED??!! #humor

I found, through a random question at the drive through, that McDonald's brought back their delicious cherry pies.
They had stopped selling them almost a year ago. Shortly afterwards their stores had a disastrous financial report in which, for the first time in 10 years, their stores sales dropped. Their CEO was fired.
I blogged about this and told McDonalds that if they wanted their store sales to get back on track again, they needed to BRING BACK CHERRY PIES! I reminded them of this every time I went through the drive through, until, partly though despair and partly because Mary made me, I quit asking for cherry pies for several months.
Now, without announcement or fanfare, at the original low price of two for a dollar, (they were 2 for $1.39 when they stopped selling them) cherry pies at McDonalds are back.
What upsets me, Ronald McDonald, is this: WHY WASN'T I CALLED??!! #rmdo

#rmdo Ketchup and Kisses #humor

Mary and I stopped at the drive through for burgers. Mary got some ketchup on her face. I offered to clean off the ketchup with kisses. Mary said No.. not while I'm driving. #rmdo