memes, screenshots. quotes, and jokes graveyard.

I plan to continuously clean all my photos and files, from the sacred to the secular, hits and misses. Let's see where this goes. #maddog

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Officer: Dispatch, I'm at the home of an old woman who shot her husband for walking on her freshly mopped floor.

Dispatch: Is she in custody?

Officer: No, the floor isn't dry yet.