If kisses were snowflakes: #romance #humor



When I first dated Mary I sent her 2 emails which made her heart swoon. She said I was the most romantic man in the world.
#1: If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a rain storm!!
#2: If kisses were snow flakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Last night as we were laying in bed recalling those notes, I added two more:
#3: If kisses were fleas, I'd send you a dog pound.
#4: If kisses were viruses, I'd send you a plague.
Mary laughed so hard she almost choked, but she said the new quotes weren't nearly as romantic as the first two.


 


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